Elf's N64 rage-quit moment

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The elf has crashed a late-night N64 gaming session — controller cord dramatically 'yanked' from a real or printed N64, tiny arms thrown up in defeat. A hand-drawn speech bubble reads 'THIS GAME IS BROKEN!' Next to it: a crumpled scorecard showing a losing match in GoldenEye, with a juice box and a bag of chips tipped over in frustration. Tape a mini 'Player 2 has left the building' sign to the TV stand. Parents who survived GoldenEye sleepovers will *immediately* text this to their friends.